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Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.
Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool
by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012
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Joe Bartolozzi

Joe bartolozzi is an American YouTuber, TikToker, and Twitch streamer. On his twitch channel Joe plays many games and also reacts to videos which his viewers send to him to react to. He is known for his sarcastic angry attitude, on his Youtube channel Joe mainly uploads highlights of his past Twitch streams. On his Tiktok he posts rants on people who post videos that are cringy, weird, funny etc.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I love Joe Bartolozzis new video that he posted on Youtube!
Guy 2: I know right, it was so funny and entertaining.
by ItsNotNeek August 3, 2023
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barstool

Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English
"You thick barstool"
by Smithsta February 9, 2004
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Barstool Sports

The greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. Made by our lord and savior Dave Portnoy.
Does anyone know what Barstool Sports is?”
“It’s the greatest Company to ever exist. It’s basically the internet.”
by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018
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Bartholomew

Pronounced: Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew

1.) a Biblical name, which is often miss pronounced by girls who are otherwise pretty and smart but still play stupid, little pigs (and I mean that literally).

2.) brother--I mean, sister, I think--of Marcellus and Amadeus (for AMADEUS refer to "1")

3.) a word that people who have names like "Victoria" and still choose to shorten them (to, for example, "Tori") would have difficulty pronouncing.
Tori, which is just a random name, cannot seem to say Bartholomew (Instead, she says, Barthla--umm-Barthomaul---umm. Bar-tholo-mew etc.), or say four letter words, in anger, without making everyone say, "Aww, she's so cute when she's pissed off."
by Lindon April 17, 2007
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Barstool

A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).
I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!
by Hattiesturd September 4, 2009
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Barstool

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.
You complete and utter barstool.
by Jamie April 3, 2004
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