While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.
by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020
The baptism of pepper is a sacred pratice used in situations of divine intoxication.
The baptism is performed only when an individual is so heavily intoxicated that he or she has lost all motor functions, ability to speak coherently or perfom any act which requires neurological conciousness.
The process of the baptism requires a simple pepper dispensing utencil, for example a pepper pot, pepper mill, pepper grinder, or even the common hand.
The pepper is to be dispensed on to the head of the indvidual at any spot, but as most paraletic drunkards lie face down the common spot is the back of the head. A liberal amount is required to perform a precise baptism, powdered pepper is prefered, but ground pepper may be used.
Once the individual is baptised it is common practice to shower them with empty bottles and other objects which are in close proximity and capture the momentus event on camera with view to using it to shame that individual on future occasions.
The baptism is performed only when an individual is so heavily intoxicated that he or she has lost all motor functions, ability to speak coherently or perfom any act which requires neurological conciousness.
The process of the baptism requires a simple pepper dispensing utencil, for example a pepper pot, pepper mill, pepper grinder, or even the common hand.
The pepper is to be dispensed on to the head of the indvidual at any spot, but as most paraletic drunkards lie face down the common spot is the back of the head. A liberal amount is required to perform a precise baptism, powdered pepper is prefered, but ground pepper may be used.
Once the individual is baptised it is common practice to shower them with empty bottles and other objects which are in close proximity and capture the momentus event on camera with view to using it to shame that individual on future occasions.
"Lad: Da cleeva was given the baptism of pepper by Shake and he will forever carry the burden until his passage to the afterlife."
by S. Ladavooch April 18, 2006
Chugging a beer and bodyslamming a table, breaking it in two. Made famous by the Bills Mafia of Buffalo, NY.
After the Bills clinched a playoff spot, the Bills Mafia gathered by the hundreds outside the stadium to give each other buffalo baptisms.
by justadam January 2, 2018
A sexual act involving two girls and one guy. The two girls' mouths are filled with water as each one sucks on one of the guy's individual testicles. They should preferably be blondes.
Guy #1: Duuuudeeee remember those two hot chicks at the party last night? I got a Lesbian Baptism from them.
Guy #2: Score!
Guy #2: Score!
by NoVA B!tch August 6, 2011
Where a man deficates in the toilet, then dunks bitches head in toilet while simultaniously smacking her ass with a bible or similar device.
by yahh trick yahh.123. July 23, 2008
by Savvo Chinski March 25, 2008
When 3 or more people engage in surrounding an individual and proceeding to deficate on a selected individual to bath and reborn I to a new light.
by RideMyBeard November 9, 2018