chlorine baptism

The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.

Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.

chlorine baptism by Terminus_Est September 7, 2012

Mongolian Baptism 

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

Mongolian Baptism by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

Bohemian Baptism 

Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.

"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"

Bohemian Baptism by Tracwoc December 23, 2014

Australian baptism 

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.

"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"

Australian baptism by nickidel07 July 19, 2016

Prison Baptism 

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him

Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day

Prison Baptism by Famallamalam May 25, 2016

redneck baptism 

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.

"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."

redneck baptism by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017

Porcelain Baptism 

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

Porcelain Baptism by Lothar January 13, 2018