French Baton

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.

I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton

by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010

Benton Harbor bankroll

A folded amount of single dollar bills with one larger bill wrapped around it.

I dipped in my pocket for my Benton Harbor bankroll

by bobojr November 2, 2011

meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.

"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"

by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010

clara barton

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.

After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!

by Bowl Nidre February 27, 2018

baston

Boston. Follows the new England Trend of adding "a" were "o" is commonly said. Why, because we ah that Fackin' cool.

Tim: The Yankees suck nuts.
Ryan: And Why the Fack is that?
Tim: Cause they'ah from New Yahk and nat Baston, cause New Yoahahs ah a bunch of fairys who drink stahbucks and live in "the city".

by Padraig August 11, 2005

Banoner

The act of getting a boner whilst watching someone eat a banana.

dude, remember when Becca was eating a banana at lunch. i seriously thought i was going to get a banoner.

by ashersucks October 26, 2012

Baton Rouge Handshake

The customary greeting between two people in Baton Rouge. One person unsuspectingly sticks their finger into the other's butt hole; only to immediately walk away, never to be seen again.

That girl took Nate onto the dance floor and gave him the ol' Baton Rouge Handshake.

by louisianaLegend February 4, 2021