balkan mango rage

when an individual hears someone says the quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens is a dogshit and how this individual fails to recognize the clear truth to this statement

“How dare you say that about my pookie bear. I am going to unleash my balkan mango rage”

by drakemayelover February 6, 2025

Balkan promise

A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.

Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.

That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.

by CP85 June 23, 2022

Balkans

Southeast european territory where everyone hates eachother and together they hate turks.

"That dude's crazy-"
"Don't worry, he's probably from the Balkans."

by k0tinka February 28, 2022

Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!

by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025

The most western Balkan

The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.

Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!

by Masi-Pallo October 6, 2023

Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure

"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"

by oshiiii December 20, 2024