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Loaded Baked Potato

When you high as fuck on a couch and are about to bust a nut.
Shut door bro, loaded baked potato inside. Keep out my guy
by RustyFruit November 30, 2022
mugGet the Loaded Baked Potatomug.

Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who usually is devoid of basic common sense and can lower the intelligence of others around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. All though baked potatoes are a very particular entity, we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 23, 2022
mugGet the Baked potatomug.

Undercooked Baked Potato

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato
by stufdcrw February 25, 2021
mugGet the Undercooked Baked Potatomug.

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy
Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please
by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021
mugGet the I’m A Baked Potatomug.

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023
mugGet the stale baked potatomug.

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
mugGet the Bake my potatomug.

Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.
Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!
by iqpodz March 31, 2022
mugGet the Hungarian Baked Potatomug.

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