Slut Bruise

A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.

Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"

by em-dizzle4sizzle September 24, 2011

Fuck your Brains out

To fuck for a long period of time..... Quickly. As in thrusting fast for hours. To make both man and woman climax multiple times in an hour. To make a head imprint or dent in a headboard.

A fun weekend, to Fuck your Brains out with sarah!!

by Sarahjinkens October 22, 2010

brainspike

Verb: the act of watching a particular series (usually but not always anime) of episodes or movies in a row.
(especially the ENTIRE series at once)
Noun: the series to be watched.

Originated from Eau Claire, Wisconsin. It was created as a more polite/useable form of mindfuck (which means the same thing) by the local university's anime organization. Apparently watching many hours of anime episodes straight does something to you in the head.

Verb: Remember when we brainspiked Eva last month?

Noun: The brainspike starts at 6 and ends four days later.

by Vela May 9, 2004

brainskrach

The point where confusion hits like a sledgehammer to your balls, and you wish for a gun and one bullet.

A nerd friend rambles on for hours and hours about World of Warcraft.

You: "Enter brainskrach..."

by hanzos best friend September 26, 2010

she has bruises on her knees

It means that she is a hoe that has been sucking dick behind the staples

She has bruises on her knees

by Qwedswdjshdj February 10, 2017

Bruinpied

Not being hired by a company because of controversial material you or some else has published on the Internet.

I need to go through my facebook profile and blog and take down those pictures of me passed out on the kitchen floor so I don't get bruinpied by the Wal*Mart hiring managers.

by ADMe April 28, 2006

Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

by BruiserMH December 10, 2014