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Untied States of America

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.
Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!
by FormerHCer08 March 3, 2011
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team america

a hilarious movie by them south park folk. includes one of the best theme songs of all time.
team america has saved the day again yay
by carss June 11, 2006
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aerial attack

When a man is on a ceiling fan and cums on his victim.
"Tim gave me an aerial attack last night."
"NICE."
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akeria

A beautiful girl who never fails to light up a dull room with her smile. She radiates the softest energy that will fill you with happiness. A great friend who will support you with all the love she can offer. We all need an Akeria in our life.
Did you see her help the chicken cross the road? That was a very Akeria thing to do.
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America's Most Wanted Douche Bag

This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.

As a general warning:

In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.
To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.
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Radio Freek America

"This is Dual, and you're listening to Radio Freek America."
by @®©1-1@/\/GE1_ January 31, 2004
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fuck america

what people in Western Europe and Australia typically say when America is on the news.
TV- "In other news now, American supermarket chain..."

Irish guy on couch- "FUCK america"
by womoma April 15, 2005
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