Cottonwood, az 

A small town in northern Arizona with no real entertainment. Known for its high teen pregnancy rate, high std rate, crazy people, drug addicts, and drama. The only thing close to a mall there is the local walmart. If you live there the only way to entertain yourself is to either do drugs, get pregnant in hopes of getting on Mtv, or hang out at walmart.

"cottonwood, az" home to the unwed teen mothers, druggies, and where the drama follows you to the end of the earth and back.

Cottonwood, az by frosty790 August 1, 2012

Prescott, AZ 

A small, thriving city located in north-central Arizona.
The town is nestled in a scenic valley at the northern edge of the vicious Bradshaw Mountains. The pine-clad mountains above town reach heights of nearly 8,000ft, however downtown Prescott rests at 5,400ft.
Prescott’s central downtown is built around an elm-shaded, traditional courthouse plaza complete with the historic Whiskey Row.

Slang terms the locals like to distribute are PTown, Biscuit and Skit

A friendly note to visitors:
Pronunciation: 'pres-k&t, -"kät
like biscuit or triscuit.

"I am looking to pick up an insane amount of healthy woman. I think I will head to the lovely city of Prescott, AZ?"

Prescott, AZ by Cosmo S. February 19, 2006

Queen Creek, AZ 

Town even farther from phoenix than Gilbert. Not sure which county they are in and claims to have a massive penis. However, lost to Chandler in a penis size competition. Has a howie rating 3 out of 8. Queen Creek, it must be noted, has NO CREEK in it. However it has a shitload of dry washes that people drive into during storms and get stuck in.

Hey where do YOU live?

Queen Creek, AZ...

Oh thats cool, how bigs the creek.

There is none.

Oh...

Queen Creek, AZ by Howie II October 10, 2007

Glendale, AZ

coolpeopleplacessuperbowlkickassarizona

Glendale, AZ-A place where the coolest of the cool in Arizona live! Historic and unique and the best superbowl stadium to play in. What more could ou want!

Glendale, AZ by Glendale, AZ October 18, 2008

The AZ Defense 

This term was invented by Snoop Dogg on a Reddit AMA.

It basically means that a (probably white) person is trying to justify a racist remark by saying they used the word "Niggaz" instead of "Niggers".

Snoop Dogg: "paula deen. she should have used The AZ Defense"

The AZ Defense by jakk765 October 2, 2014

Golden Valley, AZ 

Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!

Golden Valley, AZ is so garbage, it makes Kingman look as good as Beverly Hills!

Golden Valley, AZ by Shb99 March 17, 2022

Prescott, AZ 

Prescott: A charmingly tiny town with breathtaking views...and that's about it. It's fun to visit, but I would not recommend living in this veritable hell-hole. The town rolls up the sidewalks at 9 pm: after this, you can go to Denny's, Whataburger, or Wal-Mart - the only 24-hour venues in town. The mall offers limited shopping; the restaurants offer scarce variety; and if you're looking for cultural diversity, it isn't here.

The education system is appalling, at best. The administration at the high school is essentially a dictatorship run by incompetent rubes with little to no wisdom or expertise.

There is absolutely nothing to do, with the exception of sex and drugs. Thus, the high pregnancy rate and rampant meth use.
Yes, the views are lovely and when I lived there, I enjoyed hiking in the Dells. But you can't go hiking every day, and the snow is annoying rather than beautiful when the snow plows take almost all day to get to your side of town because we only have a couple snow plows.

Also, the town is quickly filling up: property rates are soaring through the roof because there isn't enough housing for all the people. Traffic has become unbearable, and Prescott drivers and inimitably horrible.

"Prescott, AZ, a town that gets snow almost EVERY YEAR, sold all of the snow plowing equipment to Flagstaff a few years back."

Prescott, AZ by PirateGold September 4, 2008