Average Size

Bigger than Jesse McCartneys Penis.

My homework grade was Average Size.

by Aham April 2, 2007

average as fuck

plain jane.
average as they come.
not breaking any norms.

"That lay was average as fuck mayte"
"YOUR MUM WAS AVERAGE AS FUCK!!"
"Dont worry she is average as fuck"

by BANJKATIETANK April 19, 2008

Average Asshole

Any teenager who's rich parents bought them a LT-1/LS-1 car and pay all expenses for it.

Any teenager that thinks it is cool to make their LT-1/LS-1 car as loud as possible using shitty exhasut and coay hangers to hold it together.

See FuckWagon

I was stuck behind the average asshole today in traffic.
This average asshole was driving his loud-ass camaro like a Fuckwagon

by Aswormboy December 18, 2003

Average Nigga

A nigga who is Broke , Ugly and IRRELEVANT. This typa nigga will say he's none of the above but that's what makes him an Average Nigga 😀

**** just direct messaged you
(Looks in notifications for name)

" oh it's just an average nigga"

by Luhlmah October 12, 2017

Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.

So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.

by FWSScontact January 7, 2013

Captain Average

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

by Captain Average April 2, 2009

Average Hoe

The slutty equivalent to an average joe. A generic bitch that listens to the same music, looks the same, and who's personality is basically exactly the same to every other chick like her, and is completely replaceable in every meaning of the word.

Joe: Duuude your girlfriend's so fucking hot why the hell'd you dump her ass?
Bob: Man, she was just another average hoe. just as shallow and blonde as the next bitch!

by curlykickass June 25, 2009