*Sigh* Okay, let me get this strait for most of you idiots.
Atheism does not mean you worship Satan.
Atheism means you believe in NO God of ANY type WHATSOEVER.
It is the doctrine or belief that there is no God
Atheism does not mean you worship Satan.
Atheism means you believe in NO God of ANY type WHATSOEVER.
It is the doctrine or belief that there is no God
Christian: "You don't believe in God, so that means you're an evil Satanist."
Atheist: "No, it means I don't believe in some Jewish zombie that I somehow have to telepathically worship. Atheism means I believe that life came from science."
Atheist: "No, it means I don't believe in some Jewish zombie that I somehow have to telepathically worship. Atheism means I believe that life came from science."
by Scootcha August 24, 2010
okay. well atheism actually makes sense if you think about it. there's no freaking god or any force controlling your life. face it. you screw up. that's your problem. but instead.. our society likes to turn all their problems into some little imginary friend's problems in which we like to call "god." get out of your stupid state of denial. if he's there or another force is or whatever where the hell is it? up your ass? yeah that's what i thought. guess what... go take a reality check, it's the most impracticable thing ever.
oh and just for the record.. atheism isn't connected with satanism. at all. you're just too dumb to know that. atheists aren't evil. just because they don't follow the ridiculousness and ignorance of "god" and the propagandistic antics of the bible doesn't mean that they're bad people. so go to hell. you sinning hypocrites. get over yourselves.
oh and just for the record.. atheism isn't connected with satanism. at all. you're just too dumb to know that. atheists aren't evil. just because they don't follow the ridiculousness and ignorance of "god" and the propagandistic antics of the bible doesn't mean that they're bad people. so go to hell. you sinning hypocrites. get over yourselves.
Person1: What happens if i don't do everything god tells me to?
Person2: YOU'LL DIE AND GO TO HELL! AHHHHHHHH
Person1: Isn't that dictatorship?
Person2: OF COURSE NOT!!
Person1: How is it not dictatorship?
Person2: Because he's god.. duhhh
Person1: Righttt... Hitler much?
Person2: IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BOW DOWN TO GOD AND HIS EVERY MOVE THEN JUST GO STUDY ATHEISM!!
Person1: Stop being so asinine, just go have butt sex with him or something.. god.
Person2: YOU'LL DIE AND GO TO HELL! AHHHHHHHH
Person1: Isn't that dictatorship?
Person2: OF COURSE NOT!!
Person1: How is it not dictatorship?
Person2: Because he's god.. duhhh
Person1: Righttt... Hitler much?
Person2: IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BOW DOWN TO GOD AND HIS EVERY MOVE THEN JUST GO STUDY ATHEISM!!
Person1: Stop being so asinine, just go have butt sex with him or something.. god.
by UpYoursSociety! February 22, 2006
The belief that in the beginning there was nothing, and nothing was something, and nothing created something.
Guy 1: Hey, space, time and matter had a beginning, even Stephen Hawking admitted this, so whatever created space, time and matter must be spaceless, timeless and immaterial. Also intelligent and personal, because only persons can make choices, intelligent choices for that matter. If one imperceptible variable had been different at the beginning, the Universe would have never developed or it would have collapsed, yet here it is, perfectly designed to host life.
Guy 2: No, we just live in one Universe out of many, that's why it seems perfectly designed, they were all created by the multiverse generator, which was created by the generator of multiverse generators.
Guy 1: And all the way back to infinity, right? Science can't step out of its boundaries to discover the beginning of the Universe because it is limited by the laws of nature. By the way, are you aware of the extreme extra-biblical historical evidence that confirms the legitimacy of the New Testament and the resurrection of Jesus? You should read some William Lane Craig and John Lennox to get a better insight.
Guy 2: HAHA ATHEISM SMART JESUS NOT REAL SKY DADDY FAIRY TALE IF GOD EXISTS WHY BAD THINGS I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT
Guy 1: Ok, good luck then, we all have a God-given free will to make our own choices, Jesus still loves you enough not to force you into His presence.
Guy 2: No, we just live in one Universe out of many, that's why it seems perfectly designed, they were all created by the multiverse generator, which was created by the generator of multiverse generators.
Guy 1: And all the way back to infinity, right? Science can't step out of its boundaries to discover the beginning of the Universe because it is limited by the laws of nature. By the way, are you aware of the extreme extra-biblical historical evidence that confirms the legitimacy of the New Testament and the resurrection of Jesus? You should read some William Lane Craig and John Lennox to get a better insight.
Guy 2: HAHA ATHEISM SMART JESUS NOT REAL SKY DADDY FAIRY TALE IF GOD EXISTS WHY BAD THINGS I JUST WANT TO JERK OFF AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT
Guy 1: Ok, good luck then, we all have a God-given free will to make our own choices, Jesus still loves you enough not to force you into His presence.
by Juan 3:16 December 08, 2021
Well, I used to live a blinded life, led by a fictional superbeing that cannot possibly exist in this dimension, but then I thought: "what the hell am I doing?" So, I chose the path of atheism.
by DweebTwirp July 11, 2008
The stance arrived at when one extends the same incredulity to all religions equally, instead of being able to arbitrarily put blind faith into one.
Atheism is not an outright rejection of the possibility of deity, or an immature rebellion against god. Atheism is simply an unwillingness to accept any obviously ridiculous dogmas (like believing in a loving, intelligent god who sends people to hell for arbitrarily selecting the wrong set of beliefs) concerning the unknowable until presented with a reason to do so.
Atheism is not an outright rejection of the possibility of deity, or an immature rebellion against god. Atheism is simply an unwillingness to accept any obviously ridiculous dogmas (like believing in a loving, intelligent god who sends people to hell for arbitrarily selecting the wrong set of beliefs) concerning the unknowable until presented with a reason to do so.
"Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make when in the presence of religious dogma." - Sam Harris
by JOSH V March 29, 2009
Not believing any god or any supernatural force/being. Atheists believe in fact, logic, and what is proven.
•Atheism is NOT a religion!!!
•Atheism has nothing to do with satanism. If it did, the person wouldn't be atheist. Satan is supposedly a supernatural being, therefore, they do not believe in Satan. Just because you don't believe in a religion, that does not mean that you are automatically a Satanist.
•People call atheists evil, the Antichrist, and whatnot. Probably in religious peoples' eyes, they are evil.
Most Atheists don't go up to a religious person and start bagging on them and their religion. For the record, I have never seen another religious person who isn't a Christian make fun of Atheists and call them pussies and devils and other stuff. It's because of this, that Christians are the ones targeted by Atheists most when making fun of the religion. And because of THIS, Christians make fun of Atheists more than any other religion. So it's kind of like a war between Atheists and Christians.
•Some people also say that Atheists believe that we all came from monkeys or evolved from monkeys. That is also wrong. We didn't evolve nor come from monkeys; we had a common ANCESTOR as apes, monkeys, etc. Don't get me wrong about evolution though. There IS evolution in bacteria, cells, and even some animals (probably). Some diseases are bad, but if not cured in time, they may evolve into a more worse disease that may be incurable.
~This part is for bad Christians~
(When I say bad, I'm not saying you suck, just saying you aren't following your own religion and it's rules)
•Christians who constantly say bad things about atheism, get mad at atheism, say they will kill people who are atheism...isn't that a sin in your religion? Aren't religious people suppose to be good and not do bad things? Like stealing and beating someone up because of a color they are wearing or a color of their skin? Isn't it bad to lose your virginity when you're still in high school or middle school still? Isn't it also bad to do your best friend's spouse? Or even lie about something you did? If say you are a Christian and say you are a good Christian, why do I still see people do these things? Why do I hear people say they don't care about their parents and are always bad to their parents? They might have done wrong in the past, or are still doing wrong, but they're your parents, you can help them change. No matter how much they refuse to change. Help them if they're struggling.
•Atheism is NOT a religion!!!
•Atheism has nothing to do with satanism. If it did, the person wouldn't be atheist. Satan is supposedly a supernatural being, therefore, they do not believe in Satan. Just because you don't believe in a religion, that does not mean that you are automatically a Satanist.
•People call atheists evil, the Antichrist, and whatnot. Probably in religious peoples' eyes, they are evil.
Most Atheists don't go up to a religious person and start bagging on them and their religion. For the record, I have never seen another religious person who isn't a Christian make fun of Atheists and call them pussies and devils and other stuff. It's because of this, that Christians are the ones targeted by Atheists most when making fun of the religion. And because of THIS, Christians make fun of Atheists more than any other religion. So it's kind of like a war between Atheists and Christians.
•Some people also say that Atheists believe that we all came from monkeys or evolved from monkeys. That is also wrong. We didn't evolve nor come from monkeys; we had a common ANCESTOR as apes, monkeys, etc. Don't get me wrong about evolution though. There IS evolution in bacteria, cells, and even some animals (probably). Some diseases are bad, but if not cured in time, they may evolve into a more worse disease that may be incurable.
~This part is for bad Christians~
(When I say bad, I'm not saying you suck, just saying you aren't following your own religion and it's rules)
•Christians who constantly say bad things about atheism, get mad at atheism, say they will kill people who are atheism...isn't that a sin in your religion? Aren't religious people suppose to be good and not do bad things? Like stealing and beating someone up because of a color they are wearing or a color of their skin? Isn't it bad to lose your virginity when you're still in high school or middle school still? Isn't it also bad to do your best friend's spouse? Or even lie about something you did? If say you are a Christian and say you are a good Christian, why do I still see people do these things? Why do I hear people say they don't care about their parents and are always bad to their parents? They might have done wrong in the past, or are still doing wrong, but they're your parents, you can help them change. No matter how much they refuse to change. Help them if they're struggling.
Person 1: Are you of the religion of Atheism? Aren't you guys evil and believe in the Devil?
Person 2: No, I am an Atheist. I don't believe in any religion or any god. I believe in facts and what can be proven. I don't believe we are monkeys nor came from them. If you are to make fun of me, then so be it.
Person 2: No, I am an Atheist. I don't believe in any religion or any god. I believe in facts and what can be proven. I don't believe we are monkeys nor came from them. If you are to make fun of me, then so be it.
by This isn't a name. December 30, 2008
The belief that everything in the universe, all we see and all we have yet to see is the creation (by-product) of random acts of coincidence with foundations solely in pure science and rationale mixed with generous doses of cause and effect and trial and error.
True atheists do not believe in any form of God, or God related creation, including any form of morale standard that would indicate the existence of right versus wrong. Although atheists may one day be able to explain all matters and conditions of the universe, they will never be able to rationalize questions like: Why is there a universe? Why does it go on as it does? or Has it any meaning? (see C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity)
True atheists also agree that belief in pure science and a belief in God cannot be reconciled. Although many of history's greatest scientists (Einstein), inventors (Benjamin Franklin) and mathematicians (Blaise Pascal) were believers in God. See example below.
True atheists do not believe in any form of God, or God related creation, including any form of morale standard that would indicate the existence of right versus wrong. Although atheists may one day be able to explain all matters and conditions of the universe, they will never be able to rationalize questions like: Why is there a universe? Why does it go on as it does? or Has it any meaning? (see C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity)
True atheists also agree that belief in pure science and a belief in God cannot be reconciled. Although many of history's greatest scientists (Einstein), inventors (Benjamin Franklin) and mathematicians (Blaise Pascal) were believers in God. See example below.
Einstein is probably the best known and most highly revered scientist of the twentieth century, and is associated with major revolutions in our thinking about time, gravity, and the conversion of matter to energy (E=mc2). Although never coming to belief in a personal God, he recognized the impossibility of a non-created universe. The Encyclopedia Britannica says of him: "Firmly denying atheism, Einstein expressed a belief in "Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the harmony of what exists." This actually motivated his interest in science, as he once remarked to a young physicist: "I want to know how God created this world, I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the spectrum of this or that element. I want to know His thoughts, the rest are details." Einstein's famous epithet on the "uncertainty principle" was "God does not play dice" - and to him this was a real statement about a God in whom he believed. A famous saying of his was "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."
by psbwthu December 14, 2009