Ethan Aston

Sexy big cock best person showers every day is a pervert gets all the girls

Oh look it’s Ethan Aston the sexy big dick tall man

by Ethan Aston November 19, 2019

Macy Aston

Someone who is very obsessed and stalker they are in love with a brec’s son but will never acquire what she needs

That’s dude is such a Macy Aston. He followed you home.

by MACAST June 18, 2019

aston

bad feeling, suspicious and doubtful, even daring parents of a marriage of a child of them, after that had been heard of the act and becoming bankrupt at spirrits of them.

Th stubborn parrents of me are staying by telephone, and theastons can rescue my new wife form a now life of her like a soft fart.

by man!? January 16, 2018

aston university engineering academy

A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud

Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.

Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.

by AUEADefinitions February 5, 2020

aston

aston is soooooo cool. That guy gets all the ladies. Historically, Astons far surpass the intellect of the Logans. Fucking idiots.

"Man, I'd love to have sex with Aston."

by SnappleBH July 24, 2020

mitch and aston

Two people who love eachother unconditionally <3
They think the world of eachother =)
They will always be faithful and will never hurt eachother.
One day they will get a nice little home together, go on amazing holidays, get married and have gorgeous children.
Will be together happily forever!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mitch and aston!

by astmitch August 6, 2012

Aston

Aka The bees knees, The Mutts nuts, the dogs danglys, the whally whopper, the slobber knocker, the knicker dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the main event, the king of stink, the master of disaster, the problem, the problem solver, the colossus, the planet, the INEFFABLE!

Say no more 👌🏽

“The best there is, the best there ever was and the best there ever will be ! “ aka ASTON

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 24, 2023