Arsemaster

1.one who masters the arse.

2.one who excells in the use of arses for pleasure

3.one who fucks unsuspecting bystanders up the arses hen they aren't looking then runs off into the bush before they can figure out whodunnit

you are an arsemaster

by specky March 28, 2005

Ass Master

Name for someone who likes booty

Gary is the "Ass Master"

by ohplz September 29, 2004

Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003

asstastrophe

combining the words “ass” and “catastrophe”, it’s a term for an excessively large, messy, and odorous bowel movement

“Damn! I just had an asstastrophe in the bathroom, you might want to spray some Febreze in there”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

Asseater

One who Craves eating a dirty stinky hole and the shit that comes from it.

shiteater in Calif

by Bert December 11, 2003

ass master

ok, well u know when u're walking in the shops, or just just walkin in general, with lots of people around... sometime u get those guys walking RIGHT behind u, right up your ass, they want to pass, but they don't say anything. that's an ass master!

there's an ass master behind us, lets let him pass

by SpotMaster August 29, 2006