assrack

The antler-like tattoo found on the sacral area of certain hopefully hot women, usually exposed when they bend over wearing low rise pants. Implies future consentual boning. See trampstamp and backrack.

I tapped dat ho wit da assrack while listening to 50 Cent. Yo!

by r.s.Reeves February 17, 2008

Ass Jack

1.Noun: Someone who has just said something so stupid, it actually made you shutdown for a few seconds.

2. My neighbor, cause hes a douche.

Brian: "Dude, my dad thought Bob Marley was dead"...

Me: "Bob Marley IS dead....Dude....ur a fuggin Ass Jack!"...

by xXx-Ass-Hat-xXx January 17, 2008

Ass-jack

a jack that is inserted in the anus.

Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth

by cactus bunch August 2, 2003

assback

Someone whose buttocks is abnormally high or someone who wears their pants up to their chests.

One of our coworkers has an abnormally high ass...we call her "A to the double SS back" (assback). She is terrid!

by Clay, Zack, Jed May 13, 2006

Ass-Jack

A person that is such a douche that they will yell at a kid even if it's not their kid. Its basically a Jackass but if a person who isnt good at english said it

Oy! that teacher who yelled at my little Manwell is such an Ass-Jack! Now i will throw a burrito at his car!

by tojo le mucho madre November 4, 2009

Ass Jack

A tool used for opening the ass hole, in order to input the male genitalia. Otherwise used as a duragatory term meaning, or closely placed to, tool mcDouchebag ass face.

1. Dude my girlfriend got an ass jack for us!?

2. You dont have to be an ass jack all your life!

by omegaman6000 April 26, 2011

assjackal

noun) Jon; boyfriend of kelly.

Man, Jon is such an assjackal...with his...yo yo...and pink suspenders!

by Buttskull May 6, 2005