Assbastard

An arrogant prick lacking a father figure in his life.

Jim Hedican is such an assbastard

by Tyx2 November 20, 2007

assback

Someone who sits on the bench all game.

Player: Hey Coach can I play football?
Coach: GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BENCH
Player 2: Damn nigga your an assback

by Gozzy October 1, 2006

assbank

The back end of a woman or homosexual man where sperm is deposited and shit is withdrawn.

Look at the assbank of that chick. I wanna make a deposit and hope I don't make a withdrawl.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

assbackwards

1. doing something the wrong way

The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

assbackwards

A goddamned piece of shit that doesn't do the thing it's fucking supposed to is "assbackwards".

Sony's new stupid box thing is goddamned assbackwards as fuck.

by Ruy_lopez June 24, 2009

Asstag

A game that usually middle school children play, its when you run up behind the opposite sex and slap their butt and thus they are now it.

Hey, man are you playing asstag today cuz' i was just it and passed it on to this chick i know.

by JBreddy November 21, 2010

assbugler

One who can willfully manipulate the tone and volume of their farts, same as a bugler waking the troops at dawn.

Jesus Christ, did you hear that? Jon's a regular assbugler!! He played fucking Taps!!!

by mhssnr09 January 18, 2014