A straight person who wears clothes that make him look gay, often to the frustration of other gay men.
His jeans were so tight I was sure he played for my team, but it turns out he was just a gaydar assassin.
by Metalbeast May 26, 2010
An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.
by Tee Cee Deez February 21, 2019
A: Wanna hit off my joint?
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?
A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?
A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!
A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 7, 2009
One who dispatches people ruthlessly whilst maintaining a genuinely friendly tone, great charm, and using excellent manners.
Sally in HR was a total velvet assassin when firing workers. They would thank her for letting them go onto new and better things.
by problématique May 28, 2016
by MelonTheRububler September 29, 2019
Assassination tower is where 10 year old boys who jerk of to halo women. Most AT players take this halo custome game to a hole new level of try hard btw the hosts of AT are assholes btw they have halo couples and give long ass blow jobs to there masters
by GAULSKULL February 25, 2016
Climbing something with extreme skill. Acting like one of the main characters from Assassin's Creed. Climbing a wall like a ninja on steroids.
Dude, did you see that? That guy just Assassin's Creeded the empire state building in 5 minutes! That is SO AWSOME!!!!!!
by ghostjustin4 (youtube) March 6, 2011