Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

penis-fucking-ass-blaster

To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.

"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"

by Jynx Partinal July 14, 2006

ass blasted

to be blasted in the ass by an antagonist

dude, im gonna be ass blasted

by jason96 March 5, 2011

ass blaster

Putting 3/4 of your arm up a girls ass (from behind), then hooking the young lady in the stomach as you remove aforementioned arm. Thus inciting a landslide of feces from her rectum.

There is so muche shit here there must have been an ass blaster.

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

ass blasting bitcheloid

someone. who blasts that ass real good. but is a complete n udder bitch.

"Jeert is an ass. and a bitch. but he blast my ass from the passt"
"Then he's an ass blasting bitcheloid."

by SleeepyCatt December 5, 2017

ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.

last night I totally ASS BLASTED her

by Assclapatous April 13, 2019

Ass blasting

Ass blasting (verb), is the act of going up to someone and giving that person something that was coming their way. It could be anything, as long as they had it coming.

"Hey I'm going to be upfront, we're going to have anal sex."
"Are you ass blasting me right now? I've had this romantic night of butt fucking heading my way for days."
"Yeah, and you're welcome."

by Swooby Booby September 8, 2018