Apple Chapel is best known to teenagers of the north shore in particular those from Knox Grammar.
Rumor has it that a teacher was coming back from detention when they heard a sound coming from inside the chapel. To their surprise they found two boys with their pants around their ankles and apple sauce in hand.
They say that they licked it of each other and used it as lube.
Needless to say the schools been stuck with the reputation ever since. Many people don't believe this to be true but after the arrest earlier this year.....well who knows.
Rumor has it that a teacher was coming back from detention when they heard a sound coming from inside the chapel. To their surprise they found two boys with their pants around their ankles and apple sauce in hand.
They say that they licked it of each other and used it as lube.
Needless to say the schools been stuck with the reputation ever since. Many people don't believe this to be true but after the arrest earlier this year.....well who knows.
by ily4uract October 7, 2009
Get the Apple Chapel mug.that guy that wont shut up about his new macbook or iphone or imac or how great it is to own an apple product. I GET IT! YOU'RE HIP AND TRENDY! who gives a fuck...
prima: HEY! check out my new iPhone! it's got a BROWSER!
secunda: cool story bro... what an apple fag.
secunda: cool story bro... what an apple fag.
by ASSHAToftheCENTURY November 11, 2009
Get the apple fag mug.Related Words
Your baby. Your main boo. Your bae til the end. The person that's not supposed to leave you for anyone else causing you to fly into an threat-filled rage on the curb in public.
by LeRoy Jankanz August 29, 2014
Get the cinnamon apple mug.A derogatory term used to describe the child of someone you think of as shit. A “shit apple” never falls far from the “shit tree.”
by Ronnie Honduras April 10, 2007
Get the Shit Apple mug.The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.
Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.
by Jarski December 11, 2007
Get the green apple two-step mug.An astounding bore of a human being, who based his or her decision to own apple products upon the fact they they're shiny and everyone else owns one. They treat their technological buying decision as a status signalling device, an entry into a club or cult. They demonstrate the following traits:
- Not being able to shut up about their apple products.
- Not being able to refer to devices by their generic name, but instead by the apple product name. For example, the will say "iPhone" instead of "smartphone".
- Not being aware of alternative products, or any reason why people may want to choose one. Examples of this are when people ask for schools to buy "iPads", despite the fact that a similarly capable android device will be more flexible and significantly cheaper to buy.
- A religious-like/cultist desire to "spread the good news". This manifests as an endless stream of shilling that is especially pronouced in the people who produce media. Instead of a cartoonish drawing a generic phone, they will take the effort to specifically draw the apple logo on there. See the south park episode on drones as an example of this.
- Being generally ignorant of technology and thinking of their products as being the apex of human achievement.
- Owning an apple brand product for all their needs (phone, tablet, laptop, computer, etc.).
- Believing in their own individuality, despite being in a herd of identical thinking and looking sheep.
- Not being able to shut up about their apple products.
- Not being able to refer to devices by their generic name, but instead by the apple product name. For example, the will say "iPhone" instead of "smartphone".
- Not being aware of alternative products, or any reason why people may want to choose one. Examples of this are when people ask for schools to buy "iPads", despite the fact that a similarly capable android device will be more flexible and significantly cheaper to buy.
- A religious-like/cultist desire to "spread the good news". This manifests as an endless stream of shilling that is especially pronouced in the people who produce media. Instead of a cartoonish drawing a generic phone, they will take the effort to specifically draw the apple logo on there. See the south park episode on drones as an example of this.
- Being generally ignorant of technology and thinking of their products as being the apex of human achievement.
- Owning an apple brand product for all their needs (phone, tablet, laptop, computer, etc.).
- Believing in their own individuality, despite being in a herd of identical thinking and looking sheep.
by Shut up about your iphone January 29, 2016
Get the apple fag mug.by The Tokyo Foundation January 5, 2023
Get the Devious Apple mug.