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Amsterdam Knuckle Dance

A noogie on a female's crotch to punish her for not shaving
I gave my bitch an Amsterdam Knuckle Dance last night cause I got pubs in my mouth after eating her out!
by Micah Gower November 14, 2009
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Amsterdam Mr Whippy

When a female prostitute squats over you and takes a runny shit on your chest
I paid £50 for an Amsterdam Mr Whippy last night, I even licked the frosting
by PollyPocket4 February 7, 2021
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Amsterdam clam bake

We three or more homeless chucks break into your government Ford Cmax and smash nasties. This leaves their essence throughout the enterior.
I'm awaiting the insurance claim form the recent Amsterdam clam bake in my car.
by DSTAB November 17, 2016
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Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function
Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!
by dgk1704 July 6, 2010
mugGet the Go to amsterdam and capture a beavermug.
This term is used when you are secretly gay and went with your "girlfriend" to Amsterdam. In this trip you are very sad because you are also in love with your supposed "mortal enemy", so in your time in Amsterdam with your girlfriend you were thinking about your "mortal enemy". This is a sad term.
Louis(via Always You): "I went to Amsterdam without you and all I could do is think about you💚💙"
by it is real💙💚 September 18, 2020
mugGet the i went to amsterdam without youmug.

Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush

Said to be the strongest marijuana that can be grown on this planet. Only obtainable through about 5 known merchants in the United States, one of them are located in Georgia.. but for obvious reasons no further information of their whereabouts will be revealed.

One hit of this magical plant can send the user(No matter how much pot they may smoke) sky high within seconds, shotguns are NOT recommended (You WILL get high, but you may pass out & not get the chance to enjoy it, it is recommended that you smoke this in groups)! Mixing this with any other drug may be deadly, I really wouldn't know; I've lost a lot of brain cells smoking weed, but I've got enough to know not to try it.
The true name of this brand of weed isn't known, but due to it's affects it obtained the name Amsterdam Mental Mayhem, Outerspace Kush, Code name Ammo (Obviously, the K was dropped from the Acronym).
Stan: Yo, I got that LOUD pack
Rob: That whack ass shrub? Man, I got that Ammo bro..
Stan: You don't mean...
Rob: Yep... that Amsterdam Mental Mayhem Outerspace Kush..
Stan: *Drops "Loud Pack" *You can fuck every female I care for !! Just let me hit it once !!
by Ammo Smoker May 3, 2011
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stuck in Amsterdam

To be stoned all the time and therefore being stuck in life and not getting forward.

Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.
Person A:"You heard something from Lukas recently?"
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."
by Lux'Kirschkern May 24, 2018
mugGet the stuck in Amsterdammug.

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