Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 12, 2022

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Alpaca Lovers

The smartest people in the world so they always get a big thumbs up.

Me: I am one of the many alpaca lovers.

My mother: wth

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

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Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

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by random kpop Stan September 10, 2021

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Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.

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An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.

Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"

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When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind

"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"

by Spasmonke January 26, 2020

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