Alpaca

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.

"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."

by Alakritous February 19, 2017

Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.

Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Apocolyptic alpacas

Death metal band formed in linthwaite mad out of children

Me: Yo did you know I'm in a band
Friend: Sick dude, what's the name
Me: Apocolyptic alpacas

by Oscar Leafs November 8, 2025

Alpaca

Is just a lama that spits

This lama spit on me like alpaca

by Me.dudu June 14, 2022

Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.

I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.

by Noedelkes June 16, 2019

Alpaca spit

When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind

"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"

by Spasmonke January 25, 2020

Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022