An "Astyn" is a female who farts incredibly loud and smelly. An Astyn will make you want to throw your body out of the car when she lets one loose unexpectedly. Usually, an Astyn chooses to keep the fart silent in hope of having people around her freak out all of a sudden gasping for air.
I was in the library next to the bathrooms today and heard an Astyn in the bathroom let one loose. As soon as the girl walked out I started gagging.
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But it wasn't a match
Wrote some songs about Bitches
As I listen and laugh
Even almost got married (in my dream)
And for Sean, I'm so thankful
Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Hanson
For he was an angel
One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now, I'm so amazing
Say I've loved and I've lost
But that's not what I see
So, look what I got
Look what you taught me
And for that, I say
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I'm so grateful to still have those that aren't my ex
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Spend more time with my friends
I'm worried about nothing
Plus, I met someone else
We're having better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one's going to last
Since her name is Elly
And I'm so good with that (so good with that)
She taught me love (love)
She taught me patience (patience)
How she handles pain (pain)
That girl's amazing (yeah, she's amazing)
Say I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
As look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
There's no need for searching, and for that, I say
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
But it wasn't a match
Wrote some songs about Bitches
As I listen and laugh
Even almost got married (in my dream)
And for Sean, I'm so thankful
Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Hanson
For he was an angel
One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now, I'm so amazing
Say I've loved and I've lost
But that's not what I see
So, look what I got
Look what you taught me
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful to still have those that aren't my ex
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I'm so grateful
Spend more time with my friends
I'm worried about nothing
Plus, I met someone else
We're having better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one's going to last
Since her name is Elly
And I'm so good with that (so good with that)
She taught me love (love)
She taught me patience (patience)
How she handles pain (pain)
That girl's amazing (yeah, she's amazing)
Say I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
As look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
There's no need for searching, and for that, I say
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One day I'll walk down the aisle
Holding hands with my papa
I'll be thanking my dad
For getting my mom out of past drama
Only wanna do it once, real bad
Going to make that thing last
God forbid something happens
At least this song is a smash (song is a smash)
I've got so much love (love)
Got so much patience (patience)
I've learned from the pain (pain)
I turned out amazing (turned out amazing)
Say I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
As look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
There's no need for searching
And for that, I'll say
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
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I'm so grateful to still have those that aren't my ex
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Yeah
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Yeah
AGTYN
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Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so grateful to still have those that aren't my ex
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful
One day I'll walk down the aisle
Holding hands with my papa
I'll be thanking my dad
For getting my mom out of past drama
Only wanna do it once, real bad
Going to make that thing last
God forbid something happens
At least this song is a smash (song is a smash)
I've got so much love (love)
Got so much patience (patience)
I've learned from the pain (pain)
I turned out amazing (turned out amazing)
Say I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
As look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
There's no need for searching
And for that, I'll say
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful to still have those that aren't my ex
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
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I'm so grateful to still have those that aren't my ex
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Thank you, next
Yeah
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Thank you, next
Thank you, next
Yeah
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Get the Airynn mug.Fake Ailyn means that she can be really nice once you meet her, but in reality, she is a fake ass bitch. She is the new pretty girl, and you want to be friends with her. You tell her everything that's going on in your life whether it's sad, or happy, and she can tell everyone in your school after. Oh! She also likes to steal everyone's boyfriend and not tell you about it, until you find out (which hits you emotionally hard.)
You: Hey girl! OMG let me tell you about my new boyfriend. He's so hot and so loving.
Fake Ailyn's (Thoughts in mind): Yesss! I'm about to play him.
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