Astyn 

An Astyn is a girl who is amazing. She likely comes from a bad past, but she will always be supportive of you and not let that make her like the ones who hurt her. She is an awesome friend who deserves the world and is so much fun to have as a friend.

Wow, Astyn is so fun to be around.

Astyn by JasstinIsAwesome May 10, 2018

Astyn 

An "Astyn" is a female who farts incredibly loud and smelly. An Astyn will make you want to throw your body out of the car when she lets one loose unexpectedly. Usually, an Astyn chooses to keep the fart silent in hope of having people around her freak out all of a sudden gasping for air.

I was in the library next to the bathrooms today and heard an Astyn in the bathroom let one loose. As soon as the girl walked out I started gagging.

Astyn by rooomie April 26, 2009

Skylar Astin 

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.

friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"

Skylar Astin by pepperstark April 6, 2015

aston's disease

Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope

Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere

aston's disease by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013

Astin

Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.

Guy 1: I saw Astin the other day
Guy 2: Did you shoot him??
Guy 1: I tried but he enjoyed it and told me to penetrate him again.
Guy 2: Fuck.

Astin by CharlieisOkay May 17, 2022

Aston Academy 

A place to make people feel suicidal

Hey wanna know how to feel suicidal, go to Aston Academy

Aston Academy by Domcurran666 August 11, 2019

altynay 

The most perfect person in the world.

Altynay is the best

altynay by kianalovesyou January 11, 2014