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I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011
mugGet the I have read and agree to the terms of usemug.
A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry
My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021
mugGet the I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrongmug.

Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

A girl who loves Donald trump and her name is Catherine babb and she agreed to help with the wall
ew she is Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall
by Wthenerd23 March 9, 2017
mugGet the Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wallmug.

agree to disagree

agree to disagree may be the best idiom to utter (when perhaps underneath that idiom may be several others that could somehow result in a lot of time in jail...or at best a simple painless execution. duh).

Anyone getting the heebee-jeebs yet?

Uh huh. Call me. Now here comes the 'lol' or a warm and fuzzy feeling all over. Get yer motors running...head out on das 'muhing' highway.
Hey, whadda yah say we dun jus agree to disagree. (Silent or audible burp pending--perhaps worse as in the definition above.)
by MonkeySees July 29, 2022
mugGet the agree to disagreemug.
Gibson is my favorite person i want to have sex with him :)
lemmie fuck you gibby. Gibson Is So Sexy Can We Agree?
by Sadie Houston:) February 18, 2022
mugGet the Gibson Is So Sexy Can We Agree?mug.

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