Advice bully

One that doesn't ask for advice but gets the advice forced on them from an advice bully

My coffee maker broke. I'm going to get a new one. The advice bully will give you advice without asking for it.

by Christhewineguy April 30, 2022

BHA (Based on health advice)

During the covid epidemic in Australia politicians made many decisions "Based on Health Advice". At the start these were legitimate however over time they were politicised and used to further politicians agendas. Particularly in the Hermit Kingdom of Westralia where this was recognised amongst the doona dwellers and the term BHA quickly became a satirical phrase to excuse bad behaviour.

"BHA (Based on Health Advice) it's your shout".

"I told my missus, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on top tonight"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on dunny duty again"
"Sorry dude, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're not invited"

by ATM4 January 31, 2022

Serious Advice

Don’t trust Sir Charles Shrek The 1st she ate her puppies and killed a frog

Please listen to this serious advice

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Advice Dude

He is maddie's husband. He is the light of her life. He is the reason she wakes up every morning.

Omg Advice dude saved my life

by zumbachis January 17, 2018

Advice

Is this reddit!? Is this an advice column!?

Hym "Do you think I'm looking for advice over here!? I don't need your advice, bitch, I need the thing I said I need. No exceptions. No half-measures. You are fucked. Whatever delusion you have in your shit-filled brain about your fucking chances here need to be dispelled. You need to get on that shooter and get those little fucks to describe what was happening to that kid leading up to the shooting... And link it to ME AND ONLY ME. Stop trying to pathologize my behavior instrumentally so you can JUSTIFY DENYING ME WHAT IS MINE. That's ALL you're doing there. You are trying to create a situation where EVERYONE BUT ME has to matter and NOT EVER ME. And you want me to accept that, for what? It DOESN'T NEED TO BE THE CASE. Why would I let a petty piece of shit like you finger-wag me into not caring about the only thing I care about? Would YOU let me do that to YOU? No. That's all your politics is. Your own neurotic whim. Is your anxiety about not being in a literal solipsistic echo chamber starting to get to you? Is the people around NOT trying to manufacture a mental illness around you starting to make you anxious? You fucks are the most apathetic, empathy-devoid people on the planet. Second only to the solipsistic religious zealots. And the fucked up part is that THERE IS NO ONE ELSE! It's just the 2 of you. But I bet if I would have kissed your ass harder you would have done it, right? Nope. I doubt it."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Roper Advice

Advice given that wouldn't be followed by the advice given themselves.

"Hey you should go steal that truck" - Advice Giver
"You do it" - Response
"Oh hell nah" - Advice Giver
"Yeah not finna follow your Roper Advice" - Response

by TheOneTrueDefiner February 10, 2023

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023