The Day Adjuster

Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.

"My whole week has sucked but I just had The Day Adjuster. Let's make up for lost time".

by JRLL October 4, 2014

ass adjusters

Pants so tight that they adjust the shape of a male specimens ass.

Damn he got some ass adjusters on!

by A. P November 13, 2005

grattitude adjustment

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.

15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.

by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011

fine adjuster

A tool used for percussive maintenance.

This tool is also known as a hammer.

Jack was trying to get his computer working using percussive maintenance and wasn't doing anything. Therefore, Jill handed him a fine adjuster.

by Someone who survived the RoMicide February 26, 2006

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

Spazzmatic adjustable spazz

When you are such a spazz that you have hit the point where your spazziness is adjustable just by hearing one word.

You are such a spazz you are spazzmatic adjustable spazz!

by M. Sean January 13, 2009

insurance adjuster

Overpaid, cheap-assed, brainless and under-educated person empowered with the duty to deny medical treatment or the payment of money to one who is injured as a result of an accident. Related to Satan, and obviously a Bush loving Republican.

That friggin' insurance adjuster won't authorize my surgery despite my doctor saying I need it immediately because of my accident.

by Jose J. Jimenez June 25, 2007