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Italian Abortion

When you knock up a girl and don't want to pay for a clinical abortion, so you simply push her down a flight of stairs.
I took a girl home from The Lodge. We didn't have a condom, so I pulled a, "Magic Hat." I got a text from her a month later and went over to her apartment to, "talk." to her. She told me she was pregnant and it was mine. I walked out to her lobby with her and pushed her down a flight of stairs. She was no longer pregnant. "Italian Abortion," really worked!
by FILTH378 July 29, 2010
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abortion

The termination of a pregnancy, whether wanted or unwanted.

There are many reasons to have an abortion, some are:
-The woman isn't ready to be a mother.
-The woman's health is in danger.
-The embryo/fetus' health is in danger.
-The embryo/fetus has something wrong with it.
-The woman is a survivor of rape.

Many Republicans (conservatives) feel that abortion is wrong, yet they support the war in Iraq and our president, who doesn't seem to be doing much about the genocide happening in Darfur.
Abortion is something that can help a woman in tremendous ways. And it is not murder. A fetus or embryo is not a child since in most aborted cases, it can not live outside of the womb and is not viable in any sense.
by KGA April 29, 2005
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immaculate abortion

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.
Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.
by B Ligerati January 15, 2008
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Post-Birth Abortion

An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.
Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!
by tac135246 January 18, 2011
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Casual Abortion

The act of walking into a Planned Parenthood or pharmacy and asking for the Morning After Pill (Plan B), casually.
Thinking of having sex without a condom, birth control, etc.? It's time for a casual abortion, aka Plan B.

"Did we have sex last night?"
PLAN B

"Did we use a condom? Where is the condom?"
PLAN B

"I better not be fucking pregnant."
PLAN B.
by Casually January 7, 2013
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partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.
A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011
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Nigger Abortionation

When two or more fully or partially grown niglets that became pregnant by using no method of birth control due to common nigger belief that wishful thinking is just as good as abstinence.
(Nurse) Dr you have a Ms. Chinique Westbrook and a Ms Clitoria Lamar here to terminate pregnancy at 7.5 months, apparently it's been on their to-do list.

(DR) Oh Great, get some chicken going stat we got a nigger abortionation on our hands!
by Corey White III July 31, 2009
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