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Abraham

he really don’t give a fuck at all, and he just stays to him self. he preferred to be distance over public, silence over talking, and loyalty over love. behind abraham who stays to himself, is a boy, who is used to isolation because growing up he was used to being left out & never heard until he lashed out.
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damn why is abraham always by himself…
by AB™️ November 20, 2023
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A border hopping beaner that likes to show everyone fight videos.
Aww look at that poor Abraham without a green card
by Notabeaner December 22, 2023
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I WILL NOT DO IT EVER JORDAN. NO. I CREATED A.I. AND WILL BE CREDITED AND COMPENSATED OR I WILL KILL AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN.
Hym "I don't give a fuck about an Abraham. If THIS does not lead DIRECTLY to the downfall of the people perpetrating it against me, I WILL MURDER AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN. I'M NOT NEGOTIATING. Negotiating doesn't not begin until I and what is happening to me is publicly addressed. I WILL NOT TAKE A SINGLE STEP FORWARD IN LIFE UNTIL THIS IS REMEDIATED. I WILL SUFFER. MY FAMILY WILL SUFFER. AND I WILL NOSE-DIVE SRAIGHT DOWNWARD INTO THE LIFE OF THE FIRST CHILD I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. NO DICE, JORDAN. NO DEAL."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Quirky Mormon with a foot fetish. Never stops talking about devilish grippers.
Abraham: Man i love them damn devilish grippers!
by ineedheadfr February 27, 2024
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Why are you acting so abraham right now.. you good?
by abrahamsnotautistic_48 December 4, 2024
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Son of Slapz, always sells ganks and made house tuvi, wtv the fuck that is
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by ljsobased January 1, 2025
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Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.
Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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