sexual tension between friends

When you find each other attractive and wanna do stuff but can't because of several reasons and worry about what people will say

"I really like him and wanna suck his cock but I can't cos people will be disgusted"
"Wow thats alot of sexual tension between friends"

by Sexygirlwithbigtitties December 29, 2020

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

Anal tension

The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.

I relieved my anal tension today

by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

Companion tension

As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.

"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "

by EMjobz March 1, 2012

Platonic Tension

In between a friendzone and getting along too well, typically seen when two friends are displaying symptoms of a failing relationship and form an intimate bond.

"Ricardo and I have been experiencing platonic tension since the beginning of the semester."
"I can totally feel it. You guys are both in a failing relationship, right?"
"Yeah, we bonded through our pain."

by varvarvic060 December 7, 2020

A tension

A tension is a gram of weed

“ aye bro you got a tension”......

by Jackfrost00 September 7, 2020

Bromantic Tension

When two guy friends are talking to each other but in a way/ manner that suggests they are more than friends.

(Not a word coined by me btw, I saw it on this YouTuber XRayAlphaCharlie’s video of Jaden drinking water and put it on here)

Plz don’t misuse to spread homophobia.

“Nah those two guys over there talking ‘bout “stop touching me” are giving off bromantic tension”

by hanksi April 8, 2025