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Darryl Swingley

The guy that got paralyzed from the chest down playing tennis against Jack Tatum. He thought even though Jack Tatum didn't let Darryl Stingley get away with stretching out for a pass that he would let him get aeay with stretching out to return his serve, and sure enough, there was Jack Tatum at the net, ready to punish another Darryl and put him in a wheelchair the rest of his life.
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle?

Darryl Swingley- Not today kid, you have so much energy and the use of your legs. I think for today I'm just going to sit here and do nothing about your challenge. I think I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow, you might think I'm a paraplegic coward, but I'm still gonna do that.
by The Original Agahnim September 12, 2021
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Darryl

ew look! its a Darryl
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Darryl-prison

Darryl-prison describes the situation you find yourself in, when you're prisoner of a toxic relationship. Darryl stands for all the men that never ask how you are, that suck your self-worth and live to will out of you, and that make you stop glowing. On the positive note, getting OUT of Darryl-prison is the best thing ever. It ages you back 5 years, makes you feel amazing, and you see what a douchebag your personal Darryl truly was. If you're reading this: Please never forget that you are a goddess and no man is worth diminishing your dreams, the way you feel or your ambitions and your love. You will find someone better, f that man. You deserve to be loved in a way that feels easy and natural, in a way where you don't have to explain yourself, beg for love or ask for the bare minimum. Hold on to that.
Liz: Remember when I was in Darryl-prison? I wanted to jump off of 28th floor FMC.
Sara: Thank god you're out of Darryl-prison. I don't want to ever experience this.
by pinabowladas January 26, 2025
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Darryl

While getting ran over by a motorcycle yell Darryl at the ambulance while running away
My uncle twice removed did the Darryl and went to jail for 24 hours
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darryl and the barrels

a awesome band with gabby , cady , rylie ,kaitlyn and sexy lead singer , darryl😉
ms. molitor -“ wow darryl and the barrels are so good they get my pe class Pumpin!”
by darrylandthebarrels November 30, 2021
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Darryls Math

Someone who under exaggerates. You need to take that number and multiply it by 4.
Hey Darryl how many skanks did you bang this month? " I fucked 3 bro" . Now we have to assume, Darryls Math. He banged 12 skanks.
by The kreeateor April 22, 2020
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Darrylized

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead”
“Man, have you seen Darryl recently? He is acting totally Darrylized.”
by Soulreape February 15, 2023
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