Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

by nobbies101 September 2, 2020

lean on your own lunch

When someone keeps walking/bumping into you when you're walking side by side

Bump! Hey lean on your own lunch will you

by Ezza N June 29, 2015

stapling your own hand

stapling your own hand is suicide

Are you stapling your own hand?

by pdtd December 3, 2021

puff your own joint

Mind your own business

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?

by sri22 March 5, 2011

Backing into your own stink

Making a mistake that hurts you

While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink

by DocM&M September 4, 2019

knock your own rock

A self congratulatory motion involving bumping one's own fists together in a "fist bump," reserved for moments of complete awesomeness.

Akin to phrases such as "toot your own horn" and "pat yourself on the back" that can convey exuberant celebration of a specific accomplishment and / or pride in a small, personal feat.

Person 2: That's tite,man! Did you celebrate with a fist bump or a jump-hip bump?

Person 1: No one would touch me after the event, so I had to knock my own rock.

Example:

Person 1: YESSSSS!! I BEAT DONKEY KONG AT 4 AM LAST NIGHT!

Person 2: Did you knock your own rock?

Person 1: Like a quarry worker!

by Clanate August 30, 2013

Tourist in your own town

Giving yourself a rim job

Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town

by Nolatourist June 11, 2016