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Be real with your life 

A term used to bring someone back to reality when they are being unrealistic about thier status or accomplishments...
Yo, I just got three girls numbers at the club last night... I'm like Tiger Woods. I could pull Beyonce. C'mon man, be real with your life!
Be real with your life by phrasee January 5, 2010

Texting your life away 

A phrase used to point out that a friend is constantly texting rather than giving their full attention to the current social situation. It is like they are there but not there.
*While watching the hockey game*
Ted: Damn, Sergio! You have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. You are texting your life away!
Sergio: *silence as he is busy texting and didn't even hear the comment*

Please discontinue your life 

Please discontinue your life.

love of your life

The love of your life is when you can’t stop loving that person and there your other half.you can’t live without them no matter what happens. They don’t always have to love you back but you have to love them with all your heart!

Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state
Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!
Sort your life out by Comedi October 7, 2006

end your life 

Intended to be used after your friends say or do something stupid. Best{beak ever.
Christine: That is so fetch
Ashley: Ewww. You did not just say fetch. End your life
end your life by Ashley March 31, 2005