Yonk

The past tense of yeet. Used when the thing by being referenced happened in the past

Bro, I hit the bird with a rock and I was all like “YONK”

by yaboiseb March 03, 2018

yonk

bonking with with a y that stands for yanjun
bonking yanjuns forehead

PERSON: hey can i yonk your yorehead (yanjun forehead?)
YANJUN: no

by dbabys August 02, 2019

Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 05, 2018

yonk

tryna fuck smb

“im tryna yonk”

by cookie monster . April 20, 2024

Yonk

A New Orleans term for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I'm trying to get my "yonk" on.

by loserb1h July 07, 2024

yonks

ages a long time

You have been gone for yonks.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020

Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 31, 2018