yoni pony

A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!

Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!

by CB&PB March 8, 2016

Yonis

Yonis Is the goat and is one of the most luckiest niggas of them all he also has a big shlong that the ladys love in all honestly Yonis is just that GUY PLAIN SIMPLE.

Yo Its That Nigga Yonis and OMG(Have you heard all the girls love him how does he do it!)

by EDPAPPRENTICE544 March 11, 2022

glistening yoni

Noun: Well lubricated female enjoying the sun on her private parts.

“Daaang The sun shining on your yoni really looks amazing- it glistening - may I take a picture?” “Glistening Yoni”

by BJV - SF May 27, 2024

Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.

Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.

by Janidew June 30, 2017

Yoni Young

Holder Of Child Porn

You heard about Yoni Young? Ya, he sold that to me.

by BAR69696969 March 15, 2022

Yoni

The literal definition of a huge dick. Person with a huge horse cock that can't be destroyed. Person of the group with the biggest dick. This person is usually quiet but when he sees a pussy he goes completely wild.

Yo that man Yoni? He probably has a big dick.

by the big tits November 22, 2021

yoni bear

someone who is a total babe and impresses everyone around. they are funny and a total yoni bear. if you see a yoni bear, you’d know right away that they are a yoni bear. if you have to question it for even a second, they are not a yoni bear.

YONI BEAR GET OVER HEREEEEEE

by bigmommagirl March 10, 2024