Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????

by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019

The Gotebeski Years

The first decade of every century. The years from xx00-xx10, the decade after the nineties and before the teens.

The Regatta of 2007 was the best of the Gotebeski years.

by The Little Guy June 1, 2007

Fifa years

Measuring one's life by the amount of Fifa world cups which take place once every 4 years.

I am 8 Fifa years young, I was born in 1980 and have seen 8 fifa world cups.

by Leo_g June 12, 2010

vampire years

When someone looks freakishly younger than their age.

Edna looks like she's 27 but she's actually 42 in vampire years.

by Pelican Man November 6, 2014

20 years old

the most pointless age ever. you may as well turn 19 two years in a row. there is absolutely nothing significant about this age except, perhaps, the commonly said "you're not a teen anymore!" ... big fucking deal. i still can't legally drink.

"happy birthday, kelsey!.. wow, 20 years old!.. you're not a.."
"shut the hell up."
"hey, now! only 365 more days until you can.."
"FUCK. YOU."

by KELSCULLHAAII August 16, 2009

i am 12 years old and what is this

A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.

'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''

by david.david.son June 26, 2009

Years young

Two words used when someone is speaking someone's age and does not want to insult them by saying that they are old and going to die soon.

Often used on the news or in interviews

Reporter : This is Peter and he is 78 years young

by phades99 December 8, 2014