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Wyoming

A mythical land prophesied about by theorists. It doesn’t exist.
Person 1: What’s Wyoming?
Person 2: I don’t know.
by NeyThee May 28, 2018
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Wyoming

1. Government conspiracy set up after the ebola virus literally ATE THROUGH some land near Colorado and Utah.

2. Nonexistant.

3. A throne of lies.
Police: Where were you on the night of the murder?

Suspect: Wyoming.

Police: Son, there is no Wyoming. This alibi simply doesn't check out...
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Wyoming

Home state of at least one draftdodging liberal-hating pointy headed conservative chickenhawk.
This state is heavily subsidized by hardworking liberals and Mexican immigrants in states like New Jersey, California, and Massachusetts.
On the plus side, Wyoming was the first state to allow women to vote.
by Richard L. Peterson December 22, 2007
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Wyoming

A suburb in the city of Gosford, on the Central Coast of NSW, Australia.
The "Dark Side" of Wyoming is a Housing Commission area generally housing "ex"-criminals and ice addicts. Today Tonight ranked it #5 in it's 10 Most Bogan Suburbs list and many of us couldn't be fuckin' prouder.

The drug of choice in Wyoming is Crystal Meth although weed is also prevalent.

Wyoming is a stronghold for the 2250 gang.
Don't go to the dark side of Wyoming unless you wanna get rolled.
by Kool-Moe-Dee January 20, 2011
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Wyoming

Bum-fuck America.
Everything is brown.
Worse than Hell (Over 100 degrees in the summer and below zero in the winter).
Always windy.
Home to a special breed of humans known as "Homodumbasses".
Bad drivers!
The asshole of America.
If I owned Wyoming and Hell I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.
by CabooseTheTeamKiller March 8, 2009
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Wyoming

the definition of worthless. the population which consists of 60% idiot truck-driving conformist cowboys (usually alcoholics), 38% deer which havent been hit by a truck yet, and 2% people who exist on some normal plain.

the wind is so strong in wyoming small children and pets shouldnt be let outside for fear of blowing away.

wyoming is very disconnected from the rest of the world to the point where people still think the states residents ride horses around.

the state which was said to be the filming ground for brokeback mountain (which was filmed in canada actually.) the movie had the most untrue plot ever devised. most people from wyoming aren't very fond of gay people. refer to matthew sheppard for more details.

the state where democrats, hippies, gays, punks, goths, emos, and everyone that doesn't wear a cowboy hat or an american eagle shirt is closely grouped with being a satanist. (individuality is basically an enforced "crime" of sorts.)

An unbelievably smart person in this state would have an i.q. around 60-70. the highest i.q. ever achieved in wyoming was a chimp named champ who had a larger vocabulary than every single wyoming inhabitant.

so as you can see in this summary, wyoming = poorest excuse for a civilized society mankind managed to remove from its bowels.
Person #1 - What are you dumb?

Person #2 - Hey! Be nice, he's from Wyoming

Person #1 - Oh...My bad.
by Phyxius August 21, 2008
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Wyoming

An incorporated city in SW Ohio just out of Cincinnati. Very beautiful with many a tall, luscious, green tree. Known for its excellent school system, most notably its highschool.
The City of Wyoming is the most desirable town in southwest Ohio apart from the Village of Indian Hill, and at least *Wyoming* has easy access to civilization!!
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
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