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shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.
After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.
by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011
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wraught

severe gastrointestinal distress caused by the over consumption of alcoholic beverages (particularly cheap or heavy beer) combined with the consumption of "bad" food such as burritos, ramen noodles, greasy pizza, ect. Symptoms of the wraught include gas, diarrhea, abdominal pain, the "shakes", malaise and a general feeling of uneasiness.
Eric's recovery from the hangover caused by drinking all night was delayed by his severe case wraught.
by Eric12 June 16, 2006
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Wrap around gagger

When a woman or man is giving you a blow job and you take her hair (if long enough) and tie it around your waist without her knowing. She tries to back off in order to take a breath, but can't. So she gags on your penis.
Someone giving you a blow job and you secretly tie their hair around your waist so they just gag on your penis. Therefore, a wrap around gagger is occurring.
by Machamer October 25, 2010
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Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises
Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
by Mr HJL January 17, 2008
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wrapper

a condom on a man like in the song lollipop by lil wayne.
"so i let her lick the wrapper"-lil wayne
by Alyssa1234 April 23, 2008
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wrapped up like a douche

as mentioned previously, it is one of the most commonly mishear lyrics. However, the song which this is misheard in is Mansfred Mann's version. It sounds exactly like douche even when you learn that it is deuce though. Bruce Springsteen originally wrote the song as "cut loose like a deuce..." and sang it saying deuce not douche.
"Turn it up, I like to hear Mansfred Mann pronounce deuce like shit"
"I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"
by asswhite April 16, 2005
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Wrauh

The noise someone makes when they get asked a question about something they cannot answer. Can also be used as a phrase to start a conversation...
ex 1

GUY 1: "Hey man. Did you see that giant bear with robot legs last night?"
GUY 2: "Wrauh?"

ex 2

GUY: "WRAUH!"
REST OF PEOPLE IN THE CONVERSATION: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by Lars Gnzlez June 5, 2009
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