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Jeep Wrangler

A vehicle that was first designed in World War II(1941-1945) by Willy's for use in combat and troop transport. It's short-wheel base, light weight, and 4-wheel drive made it the perfect off-road vehicle. In 1944 Willy's designed a Civilian version, known as the CJ(Civilian Jeep). They were produced form 1944-1986. In 1987 the vehicle was changed to be known as the Jeep Wrangler, and has been ever since. For your money, there is probably no-better vehicle available to the general public that is more capable right out of the box than a Jeep Wrangler. It's not fancy, with heated seats, and excess bullshit electronics(Land Rovers). It looks rugged and raw, unlike pussy Lexus and BMW X-5's. After all, why would you want an SUV for luxury? I mean, the Wrangler came from a design for use in combat. Need I say more?
Bill: "Hey, Jim so that Honda Pilot looks pretty bad-ass huh?"

Jim:"Hell, no!" "I'm gettin' that Jeep Wrangler Rubicon." "It could run over the top of that rice burnin' piece of shit!"
by kanas sucks March 27, 2010
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Wainie

We Will Never Win This Battle, We Need A Wainie
by Anonymous January 19, 2003
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semen wrangler

one who harvests semen from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females
1: Hey, what do you do for a living?
2: I am a semen wrangler.
1: A what!?!
2: I jerk-off turkeys on the farm.
1: FREAK!
by Give 'er again December 20, 2008
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Party Wraith

A person who frequently invites them self to parties where they are unwanted. They haunt parties like a wraith haunts an individual or place.

Also meaning a person who's life is centred around giving people the impression they are a popular party animal to the point where they are neither living nor dead because everything they do is fake and aimed at creating this image.

Often Party Wraiths have no genuine friends and maintain only the ghostly imitation of superficial friendships in the hope of hearing of upcoming parties and inviting them self.

Like a wraith envies the living a Party Wraith envies those with real friendships who get invited to parties without having to invite them self or cultivate a fake image and appear popular.
Bob: Hey Hank, I have a free house this weekend, wanna come and hang out with me and some of the guys?

Hank: Yeah sure thing...

Gordon: (interrupting) HEY GUYS, LONG TIME NO SEE I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY?! IS THERE A PARTY? IS THERE? MAN IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD PARTY, I'LL BRING SOME BEER.

Hank: Man, Gordon is such a fucking party wraith.
by XXL3241 May 16, 2009
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whore wrangler

a young lad who pulls a lot of ass in the burgeoning local community of whores
Derrick you are such a "whore wrangler"
by the whore wrangler July 7, 2009
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Wrinkle Wrangler

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.
Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...
by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011
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London Wainwright Eyeball

n. - sexual intercourse with two females at the same time by way of wearing a strap-on dildo backwards.
Yeah, well I've done the london wainwright eyeball with your sisters.
by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005
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