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Woobie

A fat chick a short fat woman not like morbidly obese you don't have to move anything out of the way to bang her
Hey look there is a woobie
by Eighteen22s July 28, 2019
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Woobie

The smallest sheep in the whole world. Like literally the size of a small mouse. Very difficult to find. Typically found on the top of a tall buildings.
I think the woobie is way up there. Dade can you get us up there?
by Shay FOster August 1, 2018
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Woobie

A woobie is your cute significant other
I want to give my woobie a SMOOCH
by Boclate bip bylee April 23, 2021
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stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
by DivineGrace March 29, 2013
mugGet the stealth woobiemug.

woobie

A woobie is a term sometimes used to describe how other people see and treat somebody in their life as their own personal human comforter.
ï'm not going to be their f*cking woobie anymore. I'm sick of being used."

"It's like I'm their woobie, they only want me around when they want comfort."'
by Fulltimesickcuntprincess July 26, 2016
mugGet the woobiemug.

Joobie-Woobie

When shit is real fucked up. Things are not working properly but your're in a goofy mood.
Man our internet connection sure is Joobie-Woobie right now.
by Joobie-Woobie Man October 2, 2024
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Woobie

A word used to define a state of being, where you feel somewhat like a giant wobbly bag of emotions. It can be any range of emotions, but generally emotions that are difficult.

Not to be confused with The Woobie type of TV trope or Woobification, describing your state as woobie means you acknowledge the slosh of emotions within yourself.
I am feeling like a big woobie today...
by fruedianslip December 19, 2023
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