Windows

1) A PC based operating system by Microsoft.

2) An opening in a house, building, or other structure to provide view and ventilation.

3) A slang term for crystal meth (methamphetamine). Derived from the term "glass" which is also a word used to describe crystal meth. Windows as in def. 2 are often made of glass. In some tweaker's meth addled mind "glass" equaled "windows" and a new meaning for the word was born. In addition the term seems appropriate as many tweakers either work in the computer field or enjoy computing in their spare time (as relating to def. 1).

Yo man, could you hook me up with some windows?

by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010

windows key + d

A function/shortcut used in the Windows operating system. Pressing the Windows Key and the letter 'D' simultaneously will minimise any folder/program/window that is on the screen at the time.

Due to this function's popularity with risk-taking pornography fanatics (to quickly hide evidence of unscrupulous activity), it can be humorous to shout "WINDOWS KEY D" while entering a friend's room when you know they are using a computer.

Bill swifty entered Scott's room while shouting "WINDOWS KEY D" (windows key + d) to find Scott abusing himself with the GIF section of 4chan.org displayed on his monitor.

by agentB June 7, 2006

Windows Vista

Clearly the best operating system that has ever been programmed up to date. I only wish we all could give more money, hugs, and kisses to all the wonderful people out there that have developed this majestic operating system. It is extremely easy to use, we have added more exciting features to improve your computer using experience and we know you will love it. Throw your MacBook in the dumpster, and get Windows Vista now.

Omg look at this beauty! THis must be a windows vista!

omg after looking at a windows vista I realized the meaning of life!

by BarryAllenTheFlash February 19, 2017

Fuck Windows

What you yell out when your computer is acting like a complete piece of shit and you are just sick and tired of it.

Fuck Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!

by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 4, 2015

Windows ME

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!

*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*

by Krill December 30, 2003

Windows 2007

What dumbasses who don't realize what fucking year it is call Windows 7.

So does this computer come with Windows 2007.
It's 2009... *sigh*

by PCHO February 18, 2010

Windows Shitsta

A new slang of Windows Vista.

Windows vista is shit, the worst operating system, and it has a mind of it's own.

Shit + Windows Vista= Windows Shitsta

No, it's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsta!

by Mysta D May 12, 2009