winter ho

A girl who wears tank tops, halter tops, itty bitty mini skirts, booty shorts, etc. when it's 45° or less outside.

Damn, look at that winter ho; it's about to snow and she has on some booty shorts.

by Pebbles March 2, 2005

Grizzly Wintergreen

The best dip you can buy. Ya, it's cheap. Skoal is usually preferred by most, but hell Grizzly gives me a better buzz. Almost tastes the same, but Grizzly is cheaper and stronger. I love a dip of Grizzly Wintergreen! (I got some in right now!)

Me: Ima throw in a dip!
Person: Doesn't that taste like shit?
Me: Hell no! It's great and it gives ya a buzz!
Person: Let me try some!
*Person takes a dip, 20 seconds later...*
Person: Dude... everything is fucking spinning
Me: Grizzly Wintergreen, bro!

by WC3 Pwner October 15, 2007

winter muffin

Another name for a fun-cooker or, the crease under one's butt cheeks.

Yo, this morning when I woke up, I slapped my winter muffin so hard it turned black and blue!

by bump it November 27, 2010

winter penis

The phenomenon where, in colder winter months, vasoconstriction leads to an average of 30% less girth in the male genitalia. This is due to the body trying to conserve heat, thereby shutting down certain blood pathways to stay warm; the penis being one of them...

Guy 1: Polar vortex hit this week, and I swear my dick shrunk like a half inch in diameter. I don't even want to show my girlfriend...

Guy 2: Sounds like a case of Winter Penis

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 3, 2019

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.

I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!

by Bmckeat April 19, 2021

Texas Winter

What citizens of lesser states (and those located farther North) know as a cold front.

**Weatherman on TV** .......and the forecast for the week of December 15-22 is mostly high 80's and low 90's and then we're seeing a lot of atmospheric movement coming in from the North, so dig out your parkas and snowmobiles because we're expecting the weather to be hitting low 50's by the end of the week. You don't want to be left out in the cold in a harsh Texas winter like this. Now for some more breaking news....................

by Linuibar November 21, 2009

Winter Warmer

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, to be inevitably dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy.

If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her ex-boyfriend can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter warmer
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I mean, we'll always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Raxteri January 11, 2012