Wiffly

To be in a very happy/random state, often being extremely spontaneous, and laughing at almost anything. Usually arises from extreme tiredness or light-headedness.

John was laughing for an hour today because someone said 'turtle!' He's being really wiffly.

by Andor Gillian June 21, 2011

wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016

Shnipple Wiffle

A cooler, more advanced way to say "sniper rifle" while playing any online game such as Halo, Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Battlefield, etc.

I invented this word, let that be known. It lessens the tension in a match and also makes the user sound like a total badass if pulled off correctly with the proper 'old-skool' accent.

Player 1: Aw, man, there's like 12 enemies behind that wall over there!

Badass (in very hardcore, deep, quiet tone): Don't worry, my Shnipple Wiffle will take those fuckers out...

by BehindYou May 14, 2011

wifawesome

Someone who is a little Miss Susie Homemaker, who is awesomely funny and good-looking, and would make an awesome wife, but is not yet one. Wifawesomes tend to enjoy baking cookies, taking care of others, cooking, cleaning, and arranging fresh flowers. They love children and animals and always have painted toenails. Most people feel extremely comfortable around a wifawesome because they have warm, welcoming personalities. They enjoy sex (but are not slutty) and tend to make men melt, yet remain single. Wifawesomes are smart and resourceful. It is a common physical trait for a wifawesome to have dimples and a sparkling smile.

Single guy says to single really great girl, "I can't believe you are still single. You are such a wifawesome and one day you are going to make someone a really awesome wife." Single really great girl says, "I know! I mean, I enjoy baking and cleaning and would have sex with my husband no less than 5 times a week. I'm such a wifawesome, I'm surprised I'm not an awesome wife yet too."

by wifawesome/tigersud March 10, 2009

winfall

One of the greatest destroyers in history, and was loved by all.

That MEB Railgun tank is going to burn for destroying the USS Winfall.

by Empress Saki December 28, 2016

Waffa

Comes from word "vahva" in Estonia. Short nickname of WaffaDrunker aka Waffa Margus who is working as IT proffessional in CNMI and Estonia.

Some famous "Waffa"s: Ali Waffa - New York mobster (dead)

Waffa bin Laden - Singer from Geneva, whois fater is brother of Osama

Waffa is also a Tairora language spoken in Papua New Guinea

There is also Bolliwood Hindi movie called "Bewaffa Se Waffa". It's very sensitive story of two friends Rukhsar & Nagma.

"vahva" aka "Waffa" is mix of words like: bangup, bonzer, dilli, valorous.

by The Internet Guy October 1, 2007

wiffey

When your someones Wife, only this is a teenagers way of saying it.

I took my wiffey to the movies last night.

by Sam Mister August 24, 2006