golden wompus

a extremely freaky nerd. They usually have no lives.

a golden wompus are usually guys who play with computers all day for no particular reason.

by Maddy Gillespie May 3, 2008

Whumpus

A slightly overweight individual who is slow, and unwieldy in movement due to their weight. A whumpus lacks agility, and almost always looks funny when trying to move quickly.

Man, Mac is such a whumpus. He sure looks ridiculous when he runs.

by Franz Vorenkamp April 3, 2008

Whomps

To Suck extremely

Yo fool mwhy you all up in my grill
This whomps

by Da shorty January 23, 2003

Whomps

The only good part of Clint's streams.

WHOMPS FeelsGoodMan

by Bluedreamstv July 15, 2019

whomps

what you hear after u inhale dust off spray, a high pitched noise that soudns literaly like "Whomp whomp whomp whmop whomp whomp" at this point ur head feels like its in the clouds from being so lightheaded

"Yo nigga i juzz dusted with those sluts and i bugged out from those whomps in my head,and im mad fuckin lightheaded"

"Word dust off gives u the gnarliest whomps"

by duster666 March 17, 2009

Wompus

n. wom-puhs

The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).

Joshua suddenly declared, "James is the Wompus!" and everyone proceeded to Womp him, excpet Ben, who was then declared the new Wompus.

by Falkan August 7, 2005

Whombus

An awkward animal that walks only uphill in a straddle position without bending it's kness while it's arms sway side to side and strange angles.
They move in packs, most often packs of 6.
Height ranges from 4'11" to 6'3".

Did you see that huge whombus over there?

by TheCowNoShittt February 26, 2009