can of whoopass

A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya!

by Danbridge November 22, 2006

WHOMP

the sound of the bass or melody in electronic funk music.

The good times you have with lovely people at a music gathering that promotes good vibes and good times.

A Funk music festival created by The Electrofunk Collective.

The dish whompbo was created by The Electrofunk collective during preparation for the Music festival whomp (potatoes, onion, sausages, and paprika, cooked in a cast iron pot over an open fire.

whomptastic, whompin good time, whomp around the outside, whomp like a Reebok, Whomp it up,

by The Electrofunkers July 20, 2012

Whompyjawed

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005

diet whoopass

sugar-free ass kicking

Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!

by Simon and Chester December 4, 2003

whoppatron

A totally inept and overwhelmingly useless git

My boss sent me to the shop for...(insert one of tartan paint, long stand,left-handed screwdriver, elbow grease etc.). I went. I am a whoppatron

by dinsdally May 22, 2009

Whoopas

Whoopas (pronounced like humus but with a whoop instead of hum) is a faster and family friendly way to say whoop ass.

I'm bout to open up a can of whoopas

by M00$375 August 22, 2019

belly whomps

Excersizes in which players alternately run in place and low themselves to the ground in pushup form.

The team did a minute of warm-up excersizes, jumping jacks, and belly whomps to get them loose.

by Morgan T November 10, 2006