whiskeydick

When one is to drunk to get a hard-on, he has the whiskeydick.

I had the whiskeydick last night, therefore I did not get laid.

by Count Funkula June 1, 2003

Whiskeydick

1 When you can't get it up cause you drank too much.

2 A totally cool saloon in So. Lake Tahoe, Whiskey Dicks!

1 "Dude, no more shots for me. I don't whant to get whiskeydick"!

2 " Dude, Let's hook up at Whiskey Dicks after riding today".

by jerjer July 21, 2008

Whiskeydick

Hard mode for wanking due to the combination of being on the verge of passing out and the lack of bloodflow to anywhere fun.

When you have whiskeydick, it's a three way race between you, passing out, and the eternal curse of being sober!

by Allegedly Human October 14, 2022

whiskerdick

1. A person of male gender who is far from well endowed - One of many terms of endearment / degredation used by some of the friendly folks of the LaiD Back Crew

1. Listen here whiskerdick, either drop supplies and spot the enemy or don't play the role of commander in Battlefield 2

by LBC|Shitstains May 12, 2006

Whiskeydick

Two Heavy Metal maniacs with a little country spin from Ft. Worth, Texas who drink more beer & jagermeister than most small countries.
Infamous for songs like Whiskeydick, Wookie Pussy, The 9 inch clitoris, and Blacktooth Grin.

Buddy #1: I feel like getting Drunk, Rowdy and totally jacked up tonight. What should we do?
Buddy #2: Let's go to a Whiskeydick show.

Both: HELL YEAH!!!

by Riffsta February 23, 2007