Whaling

Whaling

He is lying he is whaling

by Biggie99 August 21, 2023

Whaling

Whaling is a game where a couple of friends go out on the town and try to hook-up with larger women. When they spot a larger woman they all yell "Thar she blows!" The last guy to yell the phrase, had to then try to hook up with the woman.

Hey guys, who wants to go out "Whaling" this weekend. Last weekend I picked up a 400 pounder.

by ManOnFire3223 February 16, 2024

Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.

Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.

by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025

Whaling

To slide down a Overweight persons shit covered back crevasse and moaning like a baby beluga whale

Tim: Hey howd that date with that fat chick go
Greg: y'know, a little stinky but pretty fun. you should also try out whaling.

by ProudWhyteSupremysist July 31, 2025

Whaling

Laying naked on your bed after a hot shower letting the ceiling fan dry you off.

I told him to just come in, the door was open, I was whaling and I wasn’t quite dry yet.

by UnionSuitHero November 2, 2025

Beluga Whaling

To sneak onto the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) without paying. Originated from the song 'Baby Buluga' by Raffi as the extended jam (I know you've heard that one) contains a reference to stealing a ride.

"Baby Beluga in the deep blue see,
He snuck on to the TTC for free"
- Raffi (1980)

Recently the definition has been expanded to include stealing anything under $3.25 (the cash fare to ride the TTC).

Adam: Ugh. I don't have any change for the TTC. I guess I'll have Beluga Whaling it today. (Original meaning)

Adam: I don't have a pen. I guess I'll have to go Beluga Whale one from Stacy in accounting (new modified meaning)

by Swippy C January 15, 2018

Cater Whaling

Person or a group of people, notably fatso, who eats catering food DAILY! Especially in corporate environment.

"Good lord, look at that fatso, she's Cater Whaling daily, no time to clean! Trash is overloaded and torn apart!"

by omegafood November 14, 2019