beach my whale 

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating

Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.

beach my whale by dancinglimes December 15, 2008

Beached Baby Whale 

A fat female; a BBW.

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.

Beached Baby Whale by Iodine April 4, 2004

Beach my whale 

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

Beach my whale by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

Whalebreather 

A person who is swimming and blows the excess water out of their mouth creating the mist that looks like a whale is releasing air on top of the water.

He showed that he was a whalebreather when he sprayed me like a whale. He whale-breathed on me

Whalebreather by MikeDom July 15, 2018

Beach Wale 

A person who's second name is beach and has the body mass of a wale. Someone who should use the schools facilities to benefit them selfs i.e stop using the kitchen facilities and start using the MPH...

Student: Hey miss beach

Miss Beach: Can't you see I'm eating double chocolate super size me cake???

Student: but thats my birthday cake

Miss Beach: well its confiscated now (nom nom nom burpppsss)....

Student: Stupid Beach Wale

Beach Wale by Beach Wale Hater July 25, 2011

kicking dead whales down the beach

Engaging in an extremely slow process.

Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.

kicking dead whales down the beach by Edward Marshall Shenk July 14, 2008