Werecoon

similar to a werewolf, a werecoon is a deadly mix between a human and a raccoon. It only goes to camp grounds where there are stupid drunk people. Then it bites them. Then they become werecoons. BEWARE!

The werecoon took all the toilet paper in the outhouse!

by poopaloompa September 7, 2012

Werewolf Easter

A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.

On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:

1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.

Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.

Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)

by Brad Parrack May 17, 2006

werewolfing

The process of masturbating under a full moon and howling wildly at the moment of climax. This can done more effectively with a full forest of pubic hair.

steve: Did you see the moon last night?

Bob: Is that even a question? I was out werewolfing like it was my job.

by mikey forks February 3, 2012

weemo

A weemo is basically a weenie emo. Weemos tend to range from 10-14 years of age are generally very short. They try and act sophisticatated and up to date with the local music scene but just get in your fucking way. Theyre the people screaming help as they run fleeing from the pit or there in there being a nuisance and end up getting injured.

Weemo One: OMG i love green day SO much. "Billie Joe's SO hot. American Ideot is like my favourite album.

Knowledgeable Person: Yeah but what about Dookie or Nimrod ??

Weemo One: Wooah they've made more than One Album OMG.

by i fucking hate green-day May 23, 2006

Utah werewolf

A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.

I got Dale a Utah werewolf for his birthday, you should have seen his face

by techn1ciaN September 2, 2018

wereminge

A vagina that goes beyond hairy, into the realms of woodland undergrowth. Term most often applied when getting down to the nitty-gritty at night and a stray shaft of moonlight reveals the true verdant expanse of pubic hair the male must somehow penetrate without the aid of a hatchet or hedge trimmer. See lycanclunge.

Well I got that giddy girl on the bed, ripped her knickers off, and was about to get it on, but as soon as the moonlight revealed that wereminge I swear I heard it howling...

by Charmingly Shallow April 24, 2008

werewolfing

Werewolfing: the time of a woman's monthly cycle.
Mensturation, Period, aunt Flo, moon time, red river, the curse

Buffy wanted to go out with her boyfriend but she was werewolfing...it was that time of the month.

by memphocat September 7, 2016