weetawd

just a dumber way to say retard

hey you’re a weetawd! hehehehehe

by emmi:) February 24, 2019

eeto my weeto

eat my dick

jake: the earth is flat idiot
josh: eeto my weeto flat earther

by weetoman1987 January 8, 2021

weetod

‘retard’, as a weetod would say it.

Try saying "Yerr, wert-erver" without sounding like a weetod. :)

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

weetz

(this definition pertains specifically to Tumblr user "weetz")

A fat, angry fat acceptance blogger who will attempt to prove to the internet how happy, fulfilled, and perfect she is by telling everyone over and over and over again that that's the case. This makes it extremely obvious she's only trying to convince herself she's happy. Everyone else catches on immediately that she's miserable.

Will tell you a million times over that she's NOT WHITE OK? and also is involved in the very controversial Orange Order. Types in all caps, for "stylistic" reasons.

Complete joke and worth poking with a stick when you're bored.

Weetz posts on Tumblr looking for validation 24/7. Only other miserably insecure fatties care.

by thiniswin September 5, 2012

Dirty Weetabix

A sex act, in which the receiver sucks a fart out of the aggressor's Anus. The act was allegedly first performed by a cornish man looking to supplement his choice, staple wheat breakfast block, with a lightweight and less colorific, airy alternative, owing it's name - The dirty weetabix.

'Ere now, where you to with my bloody fart box bitch, I needs me dirty weetabix quick fast.

by Thefunkjuice July 30, 2017

weetawdid

Phonetic approximation of the word 'retarded'. Or 'retarded' as pronounced by... a retard, if you will.

Often used to indicate one's own stupidity.

I cannot seem to program my VCR, even with the instruction manual on hand. Never mind, got it, I am weetawdid.

by Lu-Tze August 27, 2009

Weetabix of Baccy

25g of handrolling tobacco

When asking at your local shop for 25g of tobacco, saying "a weetabix of baccy please"

by eMpTy007 October 6, 2011