weblogic

A web server commonly used to host Java enterprise applications. It works just good enough that it is not cast aside, but not poor enough that someone has been convinced to write a better tool. Frequently, unexpected errors will surface without justification, and can be solved by restarting the server.

User 1: Why doesn't this damned thing work!?!
User 2: Have you tried restarting the weblogic server?
User 1: ...DAMMIT! Now it works!

by Disgruntled User September 28, 2007

weblogment

leaving an extra long comment on someone's myspace page.

Hey Karen, sorry about the weblogment I left on your page last night.

by New Hotness January 9, 2009

webalysis

When one gets sucked so far into the goodness of the web that critical, time-sensitive work is cast aside to watch all things stupid and viral.

I can't get you that proposal today cuz I'm in webalysis watching every Double Rainbow meme version in 26 languages. Twice.

by Auddogg December 15, 2010

Webeye

when semen is ejaculated into the eye rather than face a spiderweb type effect occurs on the recipients eyelashes when she opens her eye again.

I blew on her face and got her right in the eye, she was not happy getting a webeye.

by Chris376483 October 13, 2011

Wellycome

A really cool and fun way to say welcome

hey man thanks....

You're wellycome! :

by MrBeltz February 7, 2013

Wenlynn

Wenlynn is the best friend that you will ever have and maybe even the best GIRLFRIEND!! She is super strong and loves to joke around! She enjoys having conversations with her friends but hates getting into fights with them! She never lets anyone to tell her what to do and will cat fight with another girl just to stand up for her friends. Usually surrounded by A BUNCH OF FRIENDS!!

BESTIE: WOW WENLYNN LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL TODAY
WENLYNN: thank youu😍😍

by Kiwi girl1 February 3, 2019

Welly's

Another weird saying for rain boots.

"We must use our welly's outside of its raining!"

by AyyyyyyyyyBOYYYyYYYYYyY December 29, 2019