defunct wear

Clothing displaying the logo and/or name of a company that no longer exists.

"Hey Dora, I love your Pets.com shirt."
"Thanks, I've got lots of defunct wear from the dot-bomb days."

by jdaddyk April 9, 2010

Wearing socks

If your wearing socks, you can let your homie buttfuck you but it still won't be gay.

"Jimmy slided his dick in me. But we were wearing socks and we said no homo so we're not gay."

by Massive PEEN boy March 8, 2021

Slut-Wear

This is basiacally all those skimpy clothes that the hoochies at school wear. Short skirts or cut off shorts with half the ass showing. Not in a negative way... I love slut-wear.

I love girls who wear slut-wear

Man she always wears the latest slut-wear.

by Pomai Kajiyama December 6, 2004

Barack-A-Wear

Term for the millions of shirts, pants, hats, wristbands, helmets etc... that portray the image and/or ideas of President Barack Obama. Considering that his administration is more or less a miracle, this is not entirely bad.

Dude 1: "You should of seen the killing I made the week of the inauguration."

Dude 2: "What were you movin so fast that you never have to work again?"

Dude 2: "Barack-A-Wear by the truckload"

by wrightr333 May 7, 2009

wear a mask

something you would tell a karen or trump supporter

person 1: wear a mask

person 2: no

by cowboygremlin July 14, 2020

wearing sweatpants

Being cranky as if on their period, or actually on their period.

Made from the fact that some people wear sweatpants when on their period and are cranky when PMSing.

Example 1:
Person 1: (chatting profanity online)
Person 2: are you wearing sweatpants today?

Example 2:
Person 1: (playing Call of Duty) DUDE WTF CAMPER NOOB stfu gtfo!!
Person 2: It's like you're wearing sweatpants whenever you play COD.

Example 3:
Person 1: My mom gets pissed off every time I do something lately.
Person 2: She must be wearing sweatpants.

by 12dan4 December 15, 2011

What Not To Wear

What not to watch!

"'What not to Wear' is not good."

by Father Mucker September 7, 2009