wankeltutor

an insult used in similar circumstances to the word wanker, but with a less harsh edge.

you've just been sick on my carpet, you wankeltutor!

by andrew speakman October 9, 2005

Wakelyn

The badest bitch around. She is absolutely gorgeous. She is a sweet yet sassy and will put you in your place. Never, under any circumstances, underestimate her. She can ruin your whole world with one look. She's defined as a sweet girl but she mot definitely has a wild side. Just get to know her and you'll be consumed with lust, love and desire to be just like this fiery ball of crazy fun.

1.) Who is that girl? She looks like a total Wakelyn.

2.) Whoa... did you know that Wakelyn had a wild side?

by ~Timeflies~Fireflies~ June 5, 2015

Wassel

(Noun) A chubby and/or large-sized man who dresses up as an angel or any sweet and comforting character thus making the whole ordeal look absurd and deplorable.

Mike was quite bloated with love handles and the Burger King manager insisted that dressing him up as an angel sitting on a cloud for their new low fat Whopper commercials just looked sick and made Mike a wassel.

by Charlie Murphy February 25, 2004

wakely

A bitchy person who won't let you do anything except fuck people of the same sex in the butt.

She won't let you in the library? That Wakely.

by Pat da Man Scat May 23, 2006

wastelands

a Detroit original: the stripmall infested corporate diamond mines, geographically located just outside of the city boundaries, otherwise known as the SUBURBS. The first part of name describes the area's contributions to it's parental city's resources. The second part of the word is just ironic. Also the home of the WASTE-OID.

We drove through miles of wastelands on our journey to the city, stopping only once for a burger named mac and a biggie fry.

by Mel March 4, 2005

post-industrial wasteland

Kaiserslautern, Germany

Yeah, I grew up in Europe. Unfortunately, Kaiserslautern is the German version of Pittsburgh or Detroit; absolute post-industrial wasteland. I can see jobs dying when I walk down the street.

by Dr. Jennifer Bitchwitch July 25, 2009

Wasteland

A "Wasteland" is an alternate name for a Butt-hole, Rectum, Anus, Rusty Sheriff's Badge or Chocolate Start fish. It is generally dark, dank, smelly and moist.

Welcome to my wasteland where you will hear my thunder, see my lightening, and feel my wrath imposed upon you.

by Ameri-Do-Te January 8, 2016